Alice’s parents hired him to paint the living room but they didn’t get his real name. he came by as scheduled while her parents were at work and Alice was home on summer vacation. he accidentally splashed some paint on her shirt and his sweatpants and insisted they needed to be washed right away. he wasn’t wearing underwear so she was surprised when he dropped his pants. It was the first penis she had ever seen and she had so many questions. He was happy to demonstrate for her. Man he loved these catholic households, the girl was easily convinced to go bare without any birth control because he told her it’s not possible to get pregnant the first time. He put as many loads in her as possible to ensure she’d be knocked up then fished painting took his money and the family never saw him again, even his number no longer worked.